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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you're girlfriend is getting too fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes."
Next Joke
"If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic."
"I invited an architect to my party last night He made the best entrance I've ever seen."
"My grandma has dementia the saddest part is watching her slowly forget about Dre"
"Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white"
"There is no number for what just happened in that bathroom."
"What did justin beiber say to his mom? I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers"
"Menstruation is no laughing matter Menstration is no launghing matter. Period."
"I woke up this morning wearing a red fuzzy wig, giant oversized shoes and a red nose. I think I must have slept funny."
"If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need. Don't concern yourself with how I got in your house."