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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I confront the messy baker I'm always walking on eggshells."

"Logic What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album? Their response Flexicution"

"Guy threw a banana peel out the window into my lane 2day. Yrs of practice paid off and I arrived to work safely. Thank you Mario Kart."

"What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ? The smell of their fingers."

"What do you get when you sit under a cow? A pat on the head."

"Some parents count to 10 to get their kids to behave. I use a similar technique where I string out crime scene tape and fire up a chainsaw."

"So Dolly Parton bought the supermarket franchises Big Lots, Harris Teeters, and Piggly Wiggly... She's calling it Big Wiggly Teeters."

"Live today like it's your last. Pay your bills and wear a condom just in case it isn't."

"Did you hear about that free-range astrophysicist buffalo? His name was Neil. Neil da Grass-fed Bison."

"Do you enjoy interacting with people?"" ""Nope"" ""Great, you're hired!"" DMV interview process"