1958

Joke of the Day

"I love Alfredo sauce. Unless you're a dude named Alfredo."

"How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife? On a blind date"

"Sometimes I crash parties in a swimsuit, and tell people I'm a Reverse Lifeguard keeping an eye on the land."

"Open your eyes, people! The Three Little Pigs was written by bricklayers."

"Me: Got my finger stuck in this beer bottle. Wife: How?! M: Just help me. W: Have you tried butter? M: It's delicious. Now will you help me?"

"To anyone who has a problem with pedophiles: Grow up."

"Two cats decided to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff... The first cat jumped. The other was too much of a pussy."

"I wonder what the bees inside Wilma Flintstone's vibrator talked about: ""Another fight with Fred? Looks like we're working overtime again."""

"Why did the guy get an erection when he saw a ruler? He had a foot fetish."

"I for one welcome our new insect overlords Resistance is futile."