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Joke of the Day

"So two guys walk into a bar... The first one orders h20, the second one says ""I'll have h20 too"". The second guy died."

"Can someone go to the gym and work out for me? I'm trying to finish this pint of ice cream. Thanks"

"Why hasn't Harper Lee had any kids? Because she's never spoonfed anyone anything."

"What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name? He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie."

"ENTRY-LEVEL JOB OPENING: Minimum 3 years exp required. Must speak 4 languages, have 2 Olympic medals & a reference letter from Barack Obama."

"Your inspirational tweets were so inspiring they inspired me to unfollow you."

"If everything is going your way You're in the wrong lane"

"Why do people say ""fat people are lazy""? Fat people get themselves food, I'm skinny because I'm too lazy to get myself food."

"That was easy... Said Yoda, after to Staples he went."

"Women always complain about periods. Talk to me when ovaries become supersensitive, hang in a thin sac and you accidentally sit on them."