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Joke of the Day

"So two guys walk into a bar... The first one orders h20, the second one says ""I'll have h20 too"". The second guy died."

"What is the most positive thing in Africa? HIV"

"Me: I have a secret *I take off my wig* Her: I don't care still I love you *I smile, take off my bald cap* Me: you passed the final test"

"What's the difference between feminists and hockey players? Hockey players shower after 3 periods."

"Want to hear a joke about a jump rope? Nah let's just skip it."

"Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth."

"Judge : Anything you say in this court will be held against you. Man : ""Titties"" Lawyer : Fuck.. He's good"

"So passed caring about how I dress any more. I just put on whatever makes me not naked and hope for the best"

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow! Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I."