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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for long enough it develops its own culture"

"Why did the jalapeno put on a sweater? Because he was a little chile"

"I don't gossip because: 1. It's not my business. 2. I'm no better than anyone else. 3. And no one tells me any good juicy stuff :("

"Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist? Florine talent."

"A Segway segway Oh hey, speaking of Segways...."

"Why do muslims love classical music? It has lots of violins"

"Looking forward to his next movie Night at the Mausoleum"

"My boss bought a breathalyzer for our office because everyone comes back from lunch drunk. My personal best is .16"

"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Napalm"

"The best things in life are free. Fuck vowels."