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Joke of the Day

"I don't gossip because: 1. It's not my business. 2. I'm no better than anyone else. 3. And no one tells me any good juicy stuff :("

"What was Hitler's amplifier called? Mein Ampf"

"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""get the hell out. We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom responds ""aww why not? I'm a fun guy."""

"I'm not going to masturbate for the rest of the year Three more hours to go."

"What's the difference between America and Europe? In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals."

"Imagine us waiting for 2016 and all of sudden comes 2015 s"

"What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?"

"How do you kill a hipster? You drown him in the *Mainstream*"

"People who unfollow me always seem startled when I show up at their home to conduct an exit interview"

"do you think my parents divorced because I'm too handsome like they said"