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Joke of the Day

"In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore? A hole in it."

"The Middle East reminds me of that old joke about the optimist and the pessimist The pessimist says ""everything's terrible, it can't get any worse."" the optimist says ""oh yes it can."""

"You ever hear of Randy the Brown Nosed Reindeer? He was as quick as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast."

"What's bad about being a Black Jew? They have to sit in the back of the oven."

"I've been a huge fan of bandwagons since yesterday."

"I sometimes feel like the Angel on my shoulder is on vacation & the Devil invited his cousin over for a play date"

"How many corpses does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently more than 3, because it's been a week and my basement is still dark."

"What's in a name? Boy asks a girl: Is your name WiFi? Girl: No, why? Boy: Because I am feeling a connection."

"How can you tell when Clinton is lying? Her lips are moving. Yeah, it's an old joke but then again, so is she."

"""Doctor, doctor, there's a lettuce sticking out of my bum! Is it serious?"" ""I'm sorry to tell you, that's just the tip of the iceberg."""