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Joke of the Day

"Taylor Swift's next album is going to be another break-up album. It will be about her split with Spotify."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber."

"CHILDREN & CARS Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children."

"Politicians are like Sperm One in a million turn out to be an actual human being"

"Simba was walking too slow... So I told him to Mufasa."

"BREAKING: DirecTV subscribers lose The Weather Channel over fee dispute. Luckily, subscribers will keep windows, which they can look out of."

"What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural logs."

"If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a repost"

"""I have a hard time with faces. One time I mistook a wolf for my dead grandmother LOL!"" - Little Red Riding Hood, talking to a coat rack."