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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber."

"I finally found out what FDA stands for. Fucking Die Already"

"Why do Scottish men have long skinny dicks? Because they're tight fisted wankers."

"I've heard reincarnation is making a comeback."

"Changed my name in Mrs.B's phone to 'Marty McFly'. Sent her a text saying 'be outside Argos at 12pm - we're going back'. She hasn't txt back"

"Someone just told me that they hate bacon... I can't even find words... It's like someone just murdered a rainbow."

"Did you hear about the guy who OD'ed on homeopathic medicine? He had forgotten to take them."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? ...pick it up and suck it's dick."

"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. This joke is great for determining someones sense of humor."

"You guys got any good old jokes (example inside) Example: Did you go to school by horse? I like to mess with my tennis teacher, he is over 50 and he gives it right back to me by how bad i play."