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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber."
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"Vladimir Putin is dressing up in a taco costume... I guess you could say he was Putin' on the Ritz."
"Politician (noun): Someone who will lay down your life for his country."
"What kind of meth do nerds like? Xbox SmartGlass"
"Whats the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches."
"What does 90-year-old pussy taste like? Depends."
"Has your mom ever caught you masturbating in the closet? Great hiding spot, isn't it?"
"My nutritionist said that instead of eating three big cheeseburgers I should have multiple, smaller cheeseburgers throughout the day"
"Apparently O.J. Simpson is getting remarried He decided to take another stab at it"
"Two man are walking across a bridge. One of them fell... The other was called Bob"