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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: DirecTV subscribers lose The Weather Channel over fee dispute. Luckily, subscribers will keep windows, which they can look out of."

"I hate how people treat amputees differently. Just because they're missing a limb or two doesn't make them any less of a person."

"What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine? They both have a hard time pulling off a twist."

"Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !"

"My friend threw a block of cheese at me today....... I said 'that's not very mature'"

"Told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."

"VERY difficult to convince the apple store people that you've only ever dropped your phone 3 times if you dropped it twice in the store."

"Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom? because he wasn't a fungi!"

"As it is Alabama, It wouldn't be proper without the traditional speech... From the father of the bride and groom."

"Well if Trump is a bad president, hopefully by the next election... We'll have 2020 hindsight"