13337

Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: DirecTV subscribers lose The Weather Channel over fee dispute. Luckily, subscribers will keep windows, which they can look out of."

"Apparently, 4 people die every year trying to put their pants on... - me, explaining to my (ex)boss why I went in with no pants"

"I like my maths... ...how I like my sex: hard and fast. (difficult, but clear-cut)"

"What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes? Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA"

"A zombie visits the Dry Cleaners. He shuffles up to the assistant behind the counter, holds up his dirty underwear and says... ""STAAAAINNNS! STAAAAINNNNS!"""

"Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better."

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? A cease and desist."

"Sad to say that Gregg Jevin, a man I just made up, has died. #RIPGreggJevin"

"What do you call a banana you have a crush on A baenana"

"A blind man walks into a bar And a Table. And a Chair."