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Joke of the Day
"What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural logs."
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"coming to theaters soon: Dawn of the Rise of the Dawn of the Planet of the Rise of the Rise of the Dawn of the Apes"
"Seriously considering ""Have boobs, will travel"" as my new bio for everything. It's a good life."
"Let's have some fun! I'm up for anything today!* *As long as there aren't too many stairs."
"Relationship Status: I'm a Rubik's Cube. Now try and figure me out."
"News: Man dies of heart attack while donating to a sperm bank He came and went at the same time"
"[NSFW] Why do the things Donald Trump says always sound fishy? Melania needs to douche."
"I was discredited as a paleontologist when my discovery of a new dinosaur species turned out to be the skeleton of Clifford the big red dog"
"An orchestra went to the desert Which member felt the warmest? The conductor."
"Me: I'm completely lost. What's going on in this movie? Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record."