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Joke of the Day

"""I have a hard time with faces. One time I mistook a wolf for my dead grandmother LOL!"" - Little Red Riding Hood, talking to a coat rack."

"A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers"". (Not mine)"

"A man at a pub told me that he has no anus I told him he's full of shit"

"I had sex last night... Her: You don't have AIDS, right? Me: Of course not, why? Her: Oh thank goodness! I got it last time and it really sucked."

"What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common? ...they've both had a Downey Jr. inside them."

"Imagine if you killed a shark then got reincarnated as a shark but the shark you killed was really popular & all the sharks knew it was you."

"To err is human... To admit it is not."

"Saying ""oh my gosh you're getting so big!"" is cute and acceptable to say to a 6 year old. Not so much to an ex-girlfriend."

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts"

"Watching a show about women who choose to give birth outside. Like, let's take the most painful experience of my life and add bugs and shit."