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Joke of the Day
"My new year's resolution is... ...running at 1680 x 1050"
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"What is something that you never forget on a field trip? 9/11."
"Dolphins are the most philosophical of all marine mammals... They send most of their lives searching for a porpoise"
"I just made the greatest construction-related pun of all time Works on so many levels"
"Best Husband A couple is lying in bed. The man says, ""I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."" The woman replies, ""I'll miss you..."""
"Melania Trump immigrated to America in 1996 And after her speech I now see why Donald says that ""all immigrants are thieves"""
"[first day as aquarium guide] Me: & here's 8 snakes biting a soccer ball Guy: that's an octopus Me [sighs]: fine. 8 snakes biting an octopus"
"""This went straight to my junk mail for some reason"" = ""I'm lying to you for some reason"""
"Two crows walk into a bar. Before they can order their first drink, they get arrested for attempted murder."
"""WAIT!"" I screamed at my daughter as she typed Y-O-U on my computer but miraculously the autocomplete added ""TUBE"" so yeah, God exists."