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Joke of the Day

"Are you a cop from New York? Because you take my breath away."

"Boss: ""Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life""!! Me: ""Well It got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago 2011 Boss: ""Really""? Me: ""No"""

"Bad Zoo I went to a one time and the only animal there was a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"If there is a Wessex, Sussex, and Essex why isn't there a northern county similarly named? Cause then there would be Nosex!"

"Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down? Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)"

"I knew Donald Trump was a bro as soon as I knew his taste in music. We both love The Wall."

"My favorite part about family dinner is when my brother says how he made 600K last year and I get to say someone made a clock of my Avi."

"Whats a motivational word for a gopher? Gopher' it."

"The sight of you makes me want an American Spirit I want to secede and isolate."

"Why was Tigger always filthy? Because he was playing with Pooh."