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Joke of the Day
"Are you a cop from New York? Because you take my breath away."
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"EXCITED INVENTOR: this is the best thimg since sliced bread!!!!! SLICED BREAD: [anxiously smokig in the corner] i wish i was never invented"
"Apparently, ""No kidding!"" isn't a good response when your boss says he's confused."
"How to catch an elephant Dig a big hole Fill it with ashes Sprinkle peas on top When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole."
"A Jew boy asks his poppa for fifty dollars... Poppa Jew says ""Forty dollars, well what do you need thirty dollars for?"""
"A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"What's the difference between child prostitution & whisky? Aged whisky costs more."
"Yes, I read Quantum Physics. But only for the particles."
"One blonde says to the another: ""Hey, let's yell simultaneously! 3, 2, 1 ""SIMULTANEOUSLY!! SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!"""
"impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it's a 3D model of a save icon."