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Joke of the Day

"I just made the greatest construction-related pun of all time Works on so many levels"

"Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant? She went to Jared."

"Home Alone 3: Take the Hint, Kevin"

"I know my limits. I don't pay any attention to them, but I know them."

"Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school? I don't know, I just fly drones."

"If I had the power to time travel, I would mostly just use it to stop past me from eating stuff from the fridge that I'd like to eat now."

"Yo girl, I'm a meteorologist and... I predict around 8 inches tonight."

"Why Ahmed made a clock? To know when to blow up"

"Ever read a classic novel that really moves you? I feel that way about cheesecake."

"Who doesn't like lincoln logs john wilkes blocks"