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Joke of the Day
"Why does Donald Trump hate Casper the ghost? Because he can go through walls."
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"I want a lady in the streets and a billion dollars"
"A Guy Doing Push Ups 'One.. Two.. Three..' *A Girl Passes by..* Guy: ""82.. 83.. 84.."""
"""You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."" ""But after that I'm not responsible for any more room charges, correct?"""
"Answer: Wicker Chair Question: What did Elmer Fudd do when Jennifer Lawrence stood up?"
"What's Mike Tyson's favorite Scarlett Johansson film? Luthy."
"Just ran into Bjork walking into her hjotel. Ljoking fjorward to her show at Pitchfjork tjonight (hjoly shit my Icelandic is pjerfect)."
"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now"
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter."
"What is a castrated male's favorite operating system? Unix."