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Joke of the Day
"A Guy Doing Push Ups 'One.. Two.. Three..' *A Girl Passes by..* Guy: ""82.. 83.. 84.."""
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"What's the difference between apple juice and apple cider? Your sister doesn't care if you cum in juice but she won't let you cum in cider."
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"A friend of mine just retired from the Department of Statistics, he has truly taken leave of his census."
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