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Joke of the Day
"Answer: Wicker Chair Question: What did Elmer Fudd do when Jennifer Lawrence stood up?"
Next Joke
"How do your trigger a SJW? Oops."
"What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"Did you hear they found the body of the guy that leaked the Jennifer Lawrence nudes? They say he's the first person ever to be hi-fived to death."
"Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road? To get to the other Sayid."
"My girlfriend might be a gorilla... Everyone is always taking their dicks out for her."
"Sis-Boom-Ba... What sound does a sheep holding a stick of dynamite make?"
"My housemate told me to get something to the front page of reddit I should just recycle... It'll take a lot more than that to get me to take the bins out!"
"Sesame Street didn't prepare me for any of this bullshit."
"Warning: NSFW Jokes"