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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the NSA go outside? They were Snowden."
Next Joke
"Me: This is a nice, quiet neighborhood. Real estate agent: This is a cemetery. Me: I'll take it."
"*cleans house while wife's out* W: *walks in* wow babe, thanks so- M: APRIL FOOL'S *runs around making huge mess til it's worse than before*"
"Knock knock. Who's there? App App who? Welcome to the quickee mart"
"Are you russian? No, I'm not in a hurry."
"They got 5 guys making one hamburger? No wonder the employment numbers are up."
"Why couldn't the banana get a date? It didn't have a peel."
"My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell today! Technically he said, 'Less McDonalds' but I'm pretty sure I knew what he meant."
"Why did the chicken cross the road twice? Because it was a double-crosser"
"You mail one pig fetus with a note saying ""I'm oinkers for you!"" attached, and suddenly you're 'psycho'. Whatever."