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Joke of the Day
"Me: This is a nice, quiet neighborhood. Real estate agent: This is a cemetery. Me: I'll take it."
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"Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: ""Mother said there would be knights like this."""
"How was the roman empire cut in half? With a pair of caesars Edit: fixed"
"Why you don't ask grandma sex questions I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds? There's twenty of them."