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Joke of the Day
"Me: This is a nice, quiet neighborhood. Real estate agent: This is a cemetery. Me: I'll take it."
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"What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth? An endentured servant"
"What does a goose do What can a goose do, that a duck can't, and that your lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."
"My shower has two settings: -Freezing Cold -The Ending of Terminator 2"