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Joke of the Day

"They got 5 guys making one hamburger? No wonder the employment numbers are up."

"I'm not religious, but I love God."

"IDGAF if you're black, white, yellow, brown or blue. Well, I do if you're blue, I'll stop and give you CPR if you're blue."

"Instead of a sign that says ""Do not disturb"" I need one that says ""Already disturbed"""

"Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!"

"What planet smells the worst? Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it."

"I met the inventor of the trampoline. He's an all round nice guy, but a bit jumpy."

"I was going to say a necrophilia joke... But it died... So fuck it...."

"The war on Christmas? Yeah, I started it. But in my defense, maybe Santa warns a person before his home invasion and I don't take him out."

"How are spinach and anal sex alike? Chances are if you didn't like it as a child, you're not going to like it as an adult."