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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Who's there? App App who? Welcome to the quickee mart"
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"""Hey girl... You a pokemon trainer?"" Because you make my wiggly tuff"
"Wearing my lesbian boots today. Well, they're faux lesbian. I don't believe in using lesbians for leather, even if they're farm-raised."
"Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?"
"LPT: If you want to pick up wet girls go around driving while its raining and offer if they need a ride"
"Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match? Because they rain supreme."
"People are like books. You can't judge them by appearance alone and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them."
"Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom? Because freedom rings. Bazinga!"
"An old gambling buddy told me this joke: What did the man with premature ejaculation say to his blind wife? ""Honey, could you pass me the remote?"" Bet you didn't see THAT coming!"
"If I ever open a bakery.... I will call it ""The Bread Pit"""