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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Who's there? App App who? Welcome to the quickee mart"
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"Donald Trump is elected president..."
"""How much do you love me?"" Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you ""But it's so cloudy"" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know"
"What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber? Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar."
"I told my BF I dreamt he got me a ring for my birthday. Later, I found a wrapped box from him, with a book entitled ""the meaning of dreams""."
"What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ''Nice to meat you''!"
"I've been a right-leaning man for most of my life Fuck scoliosis."
"There was a royal baby... The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American."
"Condescending Joke You"
"What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian? One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus."