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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road twice? Because it was a double-crosser"

"What is the favorite food joint of dubstep makers? Sub-WUB-WUB-WUB-way"

"""If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make?"" An Airplane"

"Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes? Because there's always Whos there!"

"To Do List: 1) You."

"[NSFW] I just came up with the female version of the, 'helping Jack off the bus' joke. If you had a Vietnamese friend named Gina, wold you ask her to eat Pho Gina?"

"Why do college girls only hang out in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."

"You guys know monogamy is NOT a type of wood, right?!?"

"I can't believe it. I saw on the news where a midget got pick pocketed in broad daylight...how could anyone stoop so low?"

"Remember when you were young and everything was new and you were filled with optimism and hope? Anyway here's a new thing to buy from Apple."