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Joke of the Day

"What's orange and can't climb a tree? Donald Trump."

"What is the fastest mineral in the world? The malacheetah."

"I've been putting vodka in my fruit smoothies. Also no fruit."

"How do you throw a party in Nigeria? You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling"

"What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train."

"Why Derrick Rose's Rape Allegations Won't Stick. ""Just like his knees, it won't hold up in court"""

"What do you call a can made in Mexico? A Mexican."

"Of all the advice given to me over the years, ""There really is no bad time for a beer"" has proved to be the most helpful. Thanks ma."

"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key"

"I think Jesus is black.. Because he's our father and still hasn't come back yet."