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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!"
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"I can't afford a police siren so I just taped a crying baby to the top of my car. It's working, people are moving out of my way."
"What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder? Ben Ching."
"Why don't seagulls fly over bays? because then they'd be called bagels!"
"[Dirty] A man goes to a hooker... A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What did you expect for $10? Lobsters ?"""
"I hate sitting comfortably on the couch and then discovering my phone is more than an arm's length away. Also more than a leg's length away."
"""Why is it that whenever there's two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?"""
"*pokes sex life with a stick"
"Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday."
"Do 90-year-old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends."