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Joke of the Day

"TIL The New Jersey Devils have never changed their logo or uniform design/colours. No new New Jersey jersey."

"What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla? Just one hair."

"Ordering at Chipotle: ""With white rice."" ""Brown?"" ""No, white. And chicken."" ""Steak?"" ""No, chicken. And medium salsa."" ""Mild?"" ""No, medium."""

"I know I shouldn't, but I treat blacks and whites the same Speed Wash cycle."

"My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off of a guard tower."

"I met Greece's finance minister, who was looking for help regarding the situation there. He asked me for my two cents."

"TIL The U.S is #18 in Mathematics worldwide. At least we're in the top 10."

"Why is a hemiola unfair? Because it's three against two."

"Donald Trump is not the sharpest tool in the shed but... ..he is the biggest."

"What's a zombies favorite exercise? Deadlifts"