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Joke of the Day

"TIL The New Jersey Devils have never changed their logo or uniform design/colours. No new New Jersey jersey."

"Sorry I reported your newborn's pic on FB but nudity is nudity"

"Hmmph! I've been trapped at my desk at work plenty of times and no one ever comes to rescue me."

"Did you know... Did you know that Jews were the biggest magicians during World War 2. They entered trough the door and exited trough the chimney."

"Want to hear a sex joke? On second thought, you wouldn't get it. It's an insider joke."

"The one redeeming thing about wearing a Women's Size 10 shoe is that everyone naturally assumes my dick is enormous."

"I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, read, my tweets, like William, Shatner."

"The name's Bong. Jay Bong. Agent 420. Weed."

"I'm thinking of starting a Death-Metal themed take-away joint that caters to Pirates. I'm gonna call it ""Pizzas of Hate""."

"How are a hobo and a balloon alike? Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)"