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Joke of the Day

"How are a hobo and a balloon alike? Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)"

"What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)"

"What happened when the composer got angry? He flew off the Handel"

"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"

"Obama: Dave, it's Barack, we have an updog situation at the white house. Cameron: What's updog? *Obama high fives entire oval Office*"

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegtable? The wheelchair."

"What do you call a Reddit Psychic? A 4chan teller"

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan."

"Just went to the mens room & came out to an empty office. Either the building is on fire or there is cake in the break room. Win/win"

"If you have an Oculus Rift... Then you're Luckey."