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Joke of the Day
"After drinking that much, I just hope whatever I bring back home is some sort of human."
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"No thanks, doctor's office that used to be a house."
"(reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight"
"I used to have a lot of sex... Then my VR headset broke."
"I know I know So what do you call a black woman who has had 9 abortions? A Crime Fighter!!!"
"Where do boxers punch each other the most? In the ring."
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question: Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags."
"What goes down but never comes up? The /r/news sub count."
"[first date] Me: so what do you do Date: i'm an accountant Me: oh nice Date: thanks Me: Date: Me: so how many ants have u counted so far"
"""Hey, that shit looks fun. Don't do that."" - religion"