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Joke of the Day
"Why are bees the superior species? They have a built in suicide switch."
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"You know they've had sex change operations for men for a while now, right? Well they just recently started offering sex change operations for women, too. It's called the ""addadictomy""."
"I hope I don't get rheumatoid arthritis.. Fingers crossed."
"What connects the computers in Sauron's office? A Tolkien Ring network."
"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASA B!"
"Anyone else get the feeling their being watched? NSA: They're."
"My wife once told me "" Mike you're the only man who ever gave me multiple orgasms"", which pissed me off because my names not Mike"
"Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days."
"What's half of 8? 5. The other half is 3."
"Why are black people so good at running? Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin."