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Joke of the Day

"I was in a relationship with a chimera, but it got weird. She wouldn't stop calling me ""daddy""."

"How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal? handsfree"

"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan"

"I want to start a subreddit about erectile dysfunction, but I seem to be having a hard time getting it up."

"What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas? Cancer"

"What's the definition of ""trust""? Two cannibals giving each other a blow job."

"The only reason an IKEA kitchen will last you 25 years is because it takes 23 years to put it together"

"Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks."

"What score did Lenin get on his exam paper? ...Full Marx"

"Q: Did you hear about the imaginary tree? A: It was mapleleaf."