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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the confused question mark? He couldn't figure out how he got a period."
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"[lunch break] Gf: I have 30min Me: you thinking what im thinking? Gf: oh yea *starts undressing Me: *googles closest laser tag location"
"They said the building was made from adobe... ... but then it disappeared in a flash."
"Just thought about it... (nsfw) My ex-boyfriend was 6'1"". My current boyfriend is 6'3"" ....height isn't the only 2 inch difference between them."
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarous"
"Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range"
"Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet? Are you ashamed of me?"
"GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! USA: hold my drink!"
"What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist? With a terrorist you can negotiate"
"A man's son goes off to join isis. The man laments saying: Why? Jihad so much potential!"