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Joke of the Day

"The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on."

"Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week They exchanged numbers"

"The porn version of Interstellar is out ... It's called ""IntoStella"". For the bonus point: in the gay porn version, Matthew McConaughey ends up in Uranus."

"I'm like a bike... My girlfriend never rides me."

"What did Victoria say to Vancouver? I'll BC-ing you later."

"officer it's my son's car ""just make it stop sir"" I don't know how ""can you call him"" I'll try *tries to dial while car bounces up and down*"

"How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They hold it in place and expect the world to revolve around them."

"What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage? A degree in law."

"I'm reading a book about zero gravity I cant put it down"

"Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute? Ya gotta hand it to her..."