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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between batman and a black man One can go into the store without robbin"
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"For years I thought hitchhikers were complimenting my driving."
"Cinderella walks into a bar... ""I'd like a glass of shoes, please"""
"Anyone who doesn't believe sentient A.I. will be the death of humanity has never been asked by Waze to make an unprotected left turn."
"This morning there was large spider in my bath. I should really stop stealing equipment from the snooker club."
"A joke I tried to make about the difference between British and American government. (Bad language) One of our politicians fucked a pig's head All of your politicians are pig headed fuckers"
"Osama bin laden *ji had it coming.* - Jimmy Carr ""Big Fat Quiz 2011"""
"SERIOUS TWEET: help I just put on hand lotion and now I can't get out of this room"
"What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts. "
"What do you call an asian women who flies an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist."