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Joke of the Day

"i wish my grandmother was alive to see the iPad air her mind would have been absolutely BLOWN AWAY. she loved her gen 4 iPad."

"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle out of himself."

"Hope you guys like this, it's been a tough day. I bought a pair of sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. :("

"Whoever invented the carpet sweeper probably died laughing."

"Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window? *Tequila*"

"Why do Asians have squinty eye balls? Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright..."

"What was Hitler's favourite colour? Braun."

"My girlfriend stole my vintage adding machine That calculating bitch."

"What do Jesus and your mom have in common? They both got nailed all night."

"Hey, did you hear about that hilarious joke on /r/Jokes? Neither did I."