502

Joke of the Day

"What do Jesus and your mom have in common? They both got nailed all night."

"Why did the boy fail to become a footballer ? He didn't have any goal in his life"

"Which professional tennis player masturbates the most? Andy Rawdick"

"You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said... ""What a treasure"" and your dad said ""Lets go bury it!"""

"Some people call it anal bleaching, but I prefer to call it changing my ring tone."

"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two tired"

"Did you ever try to shave your own butthole? It's a real pain in the ass."

"Job Interview I was at a job interview and the interviewer asks ""where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" I reply ""sorry, I don't have 2020 vision."""

"Maybe it's chicken that tastes like everything."

"#NoMore All of these NoMore commercials make me want to punch my wife"