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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window? *Tequila*"

"Do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."

"Public speaking is a lot like being on a topless beach. It's only hard for the first few minutes."

"Computer: Login failed. Did you forget your password? Me: oh shi-- [Cut to my password waiting alone on the side of a soccer field]"

"Before sprinting towards the elevator, ask yourself, ""Am I hot enough to make them hold the door?"""

"I didn't believe the rumours about clowns being spotted all over the country Until I saw them debating on TV."

"What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window"

"Remember the old times in the Internet? Where men are men, women are men, and the national security agents are young children."

"How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich? two. One from front and another from behind."

"I said hello to a feminist My court date starts tomorrow."