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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window? *Tequila*"
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"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $2.00, but deer nuts are under a buck!"
"How does every Black joke start?... By looking over your shoulder"
"How is a gay man like a tumbleweed? They blow and blow and blow until they end up stuck on a fence in Wyoming."
"If Bill Clinton ever says ""I can't. My wife would kill me"" What he really means is his wife would have him killed."
"Somewhere, some Nigerian lawyer is wondering why you're not sending him the personal information that he needs to give you your inheritance"
"Why do 95% of black males like sex in the shower? The other 5% aren't in jail."
"I just found a Cheerio in my sofa and we don't have any Cheerios in this house. *eats it"
"<-- Spends a good 10 minutes removing the stuffed animals from my bed before we get down to business. But Rupert stays, he likes to watch."
"What is a dog's favorite camp sport? Woofleball"