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Joke of the Day

"Why could Luke and Leia never be together? They went looking for love in Alderaan places."

"I found an plot of soil yesterday. I went back to the site today and found even more soil... The plot thickens..."

"what's the difference between a normal consumer and a prostitute? A normal consumer aims to get the most bang for their buck. A prostitute aims to get the most buck for their bang."

"How do you kill a one-legged fox? Tell it to run across canada ;) boom! Too soon?"

"Q: What is hail? A: Hard-boiled rain."

"Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen? Sir Veza"

"Made this up at lunch So a man robs a bank with a condom on his head. He then yells: ""This is a Stick-Up!"""

"I wanna write a tweet that is so good that I can retire and just live off the retweets for the rest of my life."

"""LeBron has cramps""... I get those every month you baby."

"I ate peanut butter and got an allergic reaction. I got sued."