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Joke of the Day
"Whoever invented the carpet sweeper probably died laughing."
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"MOVE CHEESE!! Get out of the whey!! Credit to some youtuber."
"What do you get when you combine a Comedian and a Whorehouse? a BROFL"
"Chinese girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!"
"What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynaecologist have in common? Both of them can smell it but neither is allowed to eat it."
"Just want to remind all you Trump supporters to get out and vote early on Wednesday."
"Canadians are easy to identify ... ... you can spot them 1.6 kilometres away."
"Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes? ....because they were a rip off"
"[pet store] Um hi can I have 4 turtles & 1 rat Clerk: hah trying to make ur own ninja turtles dude Me:*hiding miniature sai and katana* n no"