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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby Owl ! Baby Owl who ? Baby Owl see you later maybe I won't !"
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"Retweet this and something good will happen at some point in the near future that you can choose to attribute to having retweeted this."
"the best feeling in the world is when someone u hate tells a joke and nobody laughs"
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