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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the boss that slept with his secretary and then fired her? He really gave her the shaft."

"Friday, Friday, all gonna die next Friday. Everybody's gettin' ready for the world's end. Gotta make My mind up: Which souls should I take?"

"Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? It was bloodcurdling."

"How do teachers teach safe sex in the south? put a hood on your klan member"

"So in this upcoming boxing match, Soulja Boy is being trained by Floyd Mayweather Where as Chris Brown is just getting another girlfriend to train on"

"Kisses are like real estate .... Location Location Location"

"3 days ago I got a pass-code lock that takes a picture whenever someone enters the wrong code in my phone. So far I have 26 pictures of drunk me."

"There was a pile up on the freeway.... reportedly due to a bunch of old underwear, scattered all over the road. No one is sure how they got there, but there were skidmarks everywhere"

"Batman threw Two-Face at my car, and now it has a Harvey Dent"

"Did you here about the guy who's whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."