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Joke of the Day
"Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? It was bloodcurdling."
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"So two guns are hanging out, ""shootin' the shit""... When one gun says to the other, ""Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?"" the second gun says, ""In some old magazine I found."""
"Why does Freud always have a cigar? Penis envy."
"If you are brave, clever and skillful, go home. You're drunk!"
"""When you wish upon a star, it takes trillions of years for the wish to get there, and by that stage you're dead."" - Neil deGrasse Tyson."
"How do you turn a cow into a steak? You mootilate it."
"You know what's better than being married? Everything."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ? Candy cow jump over the moon !"
"I keep trying to e-mail Mubarak, but all I get is ""Out of Office""."
"I get nervous about DM's asking if it's me in video because: 1. I drink. 2. I sometimes dance when drunk. 3. I'm always white when I dance."