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Joke of the Day

"Kisses are like real estate .... Location Location Location"

"I was intimate with a clown once. She just tickled my funny bone."

"What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child? Herder"

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."

"Point of etiquette: When attending a chainsaw massacre, don't spend the entire time chainsawing one person. Get out there and mangle."

"Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? 'Cause the grass tickles their balls when they run"

"I hate it when I have lots of visitors but only enough chloroform for one and have to use it on myself."

"(original) What hit song did Phil Collins write the after a big dinner at an Indian restaurant? I can feel it coming In The Air Tonight, Oh Lord!"

"How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!"

"Did you hear about the one-armed man that robbed the bank? He did it single-handedly."