198050

Joke of the Day

"Friday, Friday, all gonna die next Friday. Everybody's gettin' ready for the world's end. Gotta make My mind up: Which souls should I take?"

"Why does my porn website have a share to google+ button? ...I dont want people to know I use google+"

"How do you get Dick out of Richard? You ask nicely"

"You do realize that if you save yourself for marriage, you'll only have sex like three or four times ever?"

"What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair. ^sorry"

"*finds own number on a bathroom stall* Call for a good time!? This is outrageous! *crosses out good; writes in GREAT* There. Fixed."

"Did the depressed rope maker succeed? Sadly, he did knot."

"Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down."

"The doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"

"To avoid a collision I ran into the other car."