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Joke of the Day

"Friday, Friday, all gonna die next Friday. Everybody's gettin' ready for the world's end. Gotta make My mind up: Which souls should I take?"

"Parallel parking reality show. Get on that."

"My girlfriend and I broke up over astrology. She's a Taurus, but I don't believe in bullshit."

"The difference between kids waking you up and an alarm clock, is that you can throw the alarm across the room"

"I haven't gone to the washroom in 2 days No shits given"

"What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Start swimming"

"What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day? Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!"

"Form Corbas En hassas ogunumuz olan Aksam Yemegi bize daha cok agrlk veren ve kilo aldrma ihtimalini en yuksek buldugumuz ogundur."

"Me in HR: I wasn't trying to be condescending... It's just that the boss didn't understand and I thought the puppets might make it clearer."

"Where are the baby leeks? In it's nappy! (diaper for my american friends) (I work in a supermarket, this is how I pass the time)"