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Joke of the Day

"Pretty sure 40% of Americans would vote for a giant finger that just pointed at people and said ""Their Fault."""

"While stalking someone on Facebook, I accidentally liked a picture 700 tags deep. Not even Yahoo! Answers has a solution for this."

"When humorists pole-dance it's called a comic strip."

"Why do pornstars enjoy working as waitresses? Because they always get the tip"

"I worry a $15 min wage will hurt the long-term viability of my small business where I sell expired milk to people I went to high school with"

"I wonder what hospitals do with all the foreskins."

"If earth is flat what's on the other side then? ADELE"

"(Request) My uncle is trying to remember a Sarah Palin joke about her having a kid with down syndrome. Comment them here and I'll pass em along. Thanks a bunch :)"

"You don't need Crossfit if you have to get to the mailbox and back whilst avoiding mosquitoes the size of chihuahuas."

"Goodbye things in my apartment. Have fun coming to life and talking to each other. I'll be back around 6 pm."