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Joke of the Day

"I honestly have no idea how I stopped petting the first dog I ever pet."

"A C++ error walks into a bar... A C++ error walks into a bar. The bartender looks up at it and says ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve bugs here"". The error replies ""But I'm an EXCEPTION!"" Haaaaaaaaaa!"

"What does a camera have in common with a condom? They both capture that special moment."

"Mark Zuckerberg I know you are a new parent but it's way more fun to tell children you are giving away their inheritance when they are teens"

"Dark jokes aren't everyone's cup of liquefied babies"

"If you believe you can pass a drug test by drinking large amounts of water, you're just diluting yourself."

"I hate when people read over my shoulder while I'm texting. 2 car lengths please Mr. Policeman."

"Shout out to all the Aussies over here! Want to hear a joke? :) Tony Abbott"

"Don't do drugs Without me"

"What do a country singer and combination of and SNL character and Jewish Comedian have in common)? Both would be called Garth Brooks."