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Joke of the Day

"I honestly have no idea how I stopped petting the first dog I ever pet."

"A study conducted by a group of scientists shows that women that have more than 25% body fat live longer than the men who mention it to them"

"[Programming Joke] What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI? Text.GetRect()"

"So a bear walks into a bear... and says, ""Sorry, I didn't see you there."" - my daughter, age 5"

"If we are a country committed to free speech then why do we have phone bills?"

"Indian Brothers & Sisters: You know all those awful things Columbus did to the Native Americans? Just remember...HE WAS LOOKING FOR US"

"A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, ""How much for a beer?""The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."""

"I don't get new car smell air fresheners Your '98 Ford Taurus isn't fooling anyone"

"I was having dinner with a snowman... The other day I was having dinner with a snowman, and he says ""Am I crazy, or does it smell like carrots in here?"""

"Did you hear about the cow that doesn't give any milk? It's an udder disappointment."