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Joke of the Day

"I was having dinner with a snowman... The other day I was having dinner with a snowman, and he says ""Am I crazy, or does it smell like carrots in here?"""

"What do you call a Crazy female deer? A doenut"

"My girlfriend nicknamed me after a piece of classical music She calls me Canon in D Major"

"What should female robots NOT come standard with. A sound card..."

"I finally figured out why a sneeze is the equivalent of 1/8th an orgasm... I could foresee something unpleasant and unavoidable, it's now over and I can get on with my day."

"France and Italy are in a battle against each other. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides."

"I like to take a dog with me when I play golf.... I put my balls in its mouth."

"I legitimately often expect WebMD to return the result of ""turns out you are a loser."""

"wow american really nailed the demographic of the 6am business traveler with the in flight movie selection of madagascar 3"

"My father trusted no one. Even had a saying about it. But he wouldn't tell me."