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Joke of the Day

"I was having dinner with a snowman... The other day I was having dinner with a snowman, and he says ""Am I crazy, or does it smell like carrots in here?"""

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, who can swim the English Channel? Clever Dick."

"Are you going to buy something this time? Or are you ""just curious""? Let's just say I'm buy-curious."

"I artificially inseminated a cow this morning! It's true! No bull!"

"What starts with ""M"" ends with ""arriage"" and recently made me the happiest man on earth? Miscarriage"

"How many weeks are there in a light year?"

"Scientists say men think about sex every 8 seconds... ...that's why I can eat a hot-dog in 7"

"Son: ""Jim Morrison sucks"" Dad: ""Hey, what did I tell you about slamming The Doors?"""

"Whats the difference between white people and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others."

"The last time I had a conversation about the Hindenburg It went up in flames."