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Joke of the Day

"Indian Brothers & Sisters: You know all those awful things Columbus did to the Native Americans? Just remember...HE WAS LOOKING FOR US"

"How many gears does a French battle tank have? Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear."

"I destroyed the garden yesterday. Thankfully I'm off the antibiotics Monday."

"Anyone else call their farts ""Smelly Wind Monsters?"" Cuz if Jew don't Jew should and if you Jew than take this shower. It's a gas! Also, butt trumpet."

"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball anymore? Because he got all crossed up..."

"A lot of you are calling me ""mom"" lately. Is it cause I'm old? Or cause you respect me? I hope for your sake it's cause I'm old."

"Your mama is so ugly I will slap her face off of her face!"

"Remember: whatever fun game you invent for your kids, you're going to have to play it 10,000 times"

"awesome jokes guys keep em coming As a single father, I love browsing this subreddit so when I see my wifes kids once a month I have a lot of epic jokes to tell them. Keep em coming!"

"I grew up in Africa. During the summers, we just had balloon fights."