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Joke of the Day

"Indian Brothers & Sisters: You know all those awful things Columbus did to the Native Americans? Just remember...HE WAS LOOKING FOR US"

"I got a phone call from a girl saying ""Come over! No one's home!"" I went over and no one was home -Rodney Dangerfield"

"Big Ben walks up to the club like... ...what up? I got a big clock."

"Last year I took a visual design class... ...and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors."

"You know you're getting old when you forget the name of the street you grew up on and break your hip and die."

"The Water Fight Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids. I won! No one's a match for me and my kettle."

"What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !"

"What do you do in a master bathroom? Masterbathe."

"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired)."

"Of course I don't put Christmas presents under the tree for the CAT! That's just silly. She gets a stocking."