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"[Programming Joke] What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI? Text.GetRect()"
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"What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants? ""Where my knickers at?"""
"I should have seen this breakup coming.... The nicest thing she ever said to me was, ""Oh wow, that car almost hit you."""
"Q: How do you catch an orange elephant? A: I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant."
"I just finished designing a website for an orphanage There isn't a home page"
"If your best clothes proudly advertise Monster Energy Drink, you can't be left alone with your best looking cousin."
"[Drive-thru] CRONUS: Yes- I'll have the bucket of popcorn children Intercom: *crackling* Popcorn chicken, sir? CRONUS: omg what did I say"
"""Act your age!"" I yell at my 11 year-old daughter as I put on my Captain America t-shirt."
"Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars? He'd get it."
"Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a table, and then a chair."