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Joke of the Day
"So a bear walks into a bear... and says, ""Sorry, I didn't see you there."" - my daughter, age 5"
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"An obese man was standing naked in front of his doctor He said ""Doc. I haven't seen my dick in 3 years"". Doctor said ""Then why don't you diet?"" The fat man replied ""What color is it now?"""
"If embryos are people, ultrasounds are child pornography"
"What's fatter than your mom? Your mom after her next meal."
"Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast? It was in bread....."
"person: can you keep a secret? me: I'll never share what you say but it will weigh on me and negatively affect my life person: oh thank god"
"When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use? Default"
"I like my coffee the way I like my women... ... Pale and weak."
"What month was King Kong born in? Ape-ril"
"A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dumm-Tsss"