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Joke of the Day

"A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, ""How much for a beer?""The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."""

"Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand."

"What is a nudist's favourite alcoholic drink? A daiquiri."

"Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road... ...that's the word on the street anyway."

"[Last supper] Jesus: Same time next week guys? *they all nod* Judas: I'll book a table for 12 Jesus: you mean 13 Judas: yeah..13, I meant 13"

"What is the difference between a hormone and a enzyme ? You can't hear an enzyme."

"I was arrested for indecent exposure, but, sadly, released for lack of evidence."

"What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one? An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery."

"Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone"

"Height of Misunderstanding Wife not talking to Husband & Thinking that She is Punishing him..."